How long do you think the recession will last? Six more months? Fifteen years? Only ten? Or is it impossible to tell because we’ve “never seen anything like it before”? Who knows, but one thing I’m sure of is that there won’t be any work for editorial staff by the end of it. Everyone will be a Globish-speaking publisher or journalist by then.
I went to a workshop on web 2.0 the other day, at my local library. I thought it might help me manage my blog. And I may have picked up a few useful tips (possibly). Time will tell.
In some ways it was a belittling experience. Of course it was run by geeks – self-proclaimed geeks who were incredibly proud of how geeky they were. They talked about web 2.0 as if they had invented all of what they insisted on calling ‘tools’. They spoke through self-satisfied grins and talked about going on a “social media journey”.
As I’ve been advised to ‘engage with the blogosphere’ I’m thinking of leaving a comment on this webpage. Trouble is it’s so hard to think of anything positive to say.
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Even if I did like extremely long headings (that one’s the length of a short sentence, for goodness sake) I definitely take exception to the cutesy tone of the first paragraph.
Obviously we all like to share our personal lives online. I know I have shared some of my bitterest and darkest thoughts on this blog, and may be it’s saved me. But really! If my 11-year-old progeny was attending the “Digital Marketing Mixer”, I think I’d keep it to myself.
The recession is here. Even now Barack Obama is president of the United States, our jobs aren’t safe.
So I’ve been looking to the marketing profession for inspiration. After all, if I’m going to have to fight other editors for work, I need to know how to market myself. I decided to find out more about marketing. I even thought I might learn that ancient profession. I could write copy, couldn’t I? Professional marketers earn a lot more (a lot more) than professional editors, and seeing as I can’t understand the words I edit any way, it might be a good career move.
I decided to find out whether there was some sort of professional marketing body I could turn to. So I typed “marketing profession” into google, and – testament to how skilled these people are – the Chartered Institute of Marketing came up at the bottom of page 2.
Their courses are ‘groundbreaking’ apparently.
Which reminds me of something else I saw – it could only have been days or hours later when I happened to see the Royal Town Planning Institute website. Everybody’s at this marketing malarkey, I thought, as I read their strapline:
“Mediation of space, making of place.”
It sounded really good. I turned the words over, rolled them round my tongue and repeated them. Gosh that sounds so good, I thought to myself. I wonder what it means.
“Mediation of space, making of place”.
I wanted to linger a moment longer, but then realised that it reminded me of something I’d heard before – something that the government came up with. Yes that was it: ‘place-shaping’. I remember now – what the ‘Sun’ newspaper once took to mean “making a nice office”.
But back to this strapline: how do those clever town planners mediate space?
A friend of mine once trained in professional mediation. She worked for a while with couples who were seeking divorce. She said it was about finding common ground between people.
This couldn’t be the same thing, could it? Do town planners sit between opposing walls, hostile plots of land, listening to their grievances. Could they be the answer to the problems in the Middle East?
I was excited to think I might have discovered something important. Something that perhaps Barack Obama might want to know.
But I thought I’d better check – so I turned to the Oxford English Dictionary and looked up ‘mediation’. It said:
“1. intervene in a dispute to bring about an agreement or reconciliation.”
I started to get excited but then this caught my eye:
“2. (technical) be a medium for.”
So, it turns out the RTPI is ‘a medium for’ space, and of course, I don’t mean in the sense of getting in touch with the space that’s passed over to the other side. That would be ridiculous. I mean, ‘an agency or means of doing something’.
The town planners are a means of doing space.
May be when I know more about marketing, I’ll be able to understand big concepts like that.